First off, Happy Thanksgiving a few days late and many many dollars short. I managed to get my arse up at 3:30AM and did the Black Friday "thang" yesterday.
I totally forgot it was my wedding anniversary today until Hubby came home with flowers, a donut & a nice card.
So back to the wife thing.
Wife Wanted:
Said Person needs to love kids, as I have them.
Cooking is not necessary, but after dinner clean up help would be much appreciated. I'm a neat cook, so no worries about horrid after dinner messes.
I clean bathrooms, but cleaning 3 all by myself can become a chore.
Excellent organizational skills a definite plus.
Things I'm very good at:
Cooking
Spoiling
Backrubs
Early Morning Coffee Making
Having Fun Outdoors
Gardening
Loving and Laughing
Sooooo...if you like Pina Coladas, and Getting Stuck in the Rain, give me a yell!
Peace,
OC
Hey...that's what I need! A wife.
ReplyDeleteDid you send your postcard yet?
ReplyDeleteCheck out ours at:
http://jointheimpact.wetpaint.com/album/65531/Project+Postcard+Album/photo/2967990/Linda+%26+Glena%2C+Pueblo+CO
I used to say I wanted a wife, too. Then I got one, and what I realized is that what I wanted was a TRUE "partner" which I had never been able to find with a man.
And so it goes..
GG
It wasn't until I quit looking for "The One" and realized that I was "The One" that I found the happiness I thought someone else could give me.
ReplyDeleteWhen I eventually did meet my wife of ten years, I wasn't looking for anyone. I was happy all on my own.
That said, you might want to address the hubby situation before you go looking for a wife. It's not terribly romantic, I know. Don't pour tea into a cup that's already full of something else.
Arial, I know!
ReplyDeleteGG, I did send it, I didn't email my picture though, I think I'll go pick up some more this week and mail a bunch.
DK, I know, that's the messy part huh?
Dharma, amen! I didn't meet the love of my life till I was out on my own again, and was completely and totally okay with not having ANY kind of a partner, because I was going to have a great life no matter what, and POOF! There she was!!
ReplyDeleteGG
God you are a lesbian -- you skipped right over dating.
ReplyDeleteJanet--
ReplyDeleteI even skipped the divorce part for shits and giggles..:) I like the way that sounds..."God you are such a lesbian"...that just made my day!
Black Friday... why? I truly don't understand.
ReplyDeleteLaughing at MLC's comment. That's great.
ReplyDeleteI think it's wonderful you know what you are looking and wishing for. Wouldn't it be nice to skip over all the messy stuff in the middle and just go right to the happy ending? Here's to all your Christmas wishes coming true.